Hi everyone! Hope you guys enjoyed the game :)

I didn't get the chance to add an achievement system during the four-month period during which the game was developed. So as a way to possibly encourage you to open the game for a second time, here's an official list of unofficial achievements which could have been in the game if that system was made.

Disclaimer: these "achievements" are mostly untested and are thus subject to being really dumb and/or being really hard, so proceed with caution, whatever that means :)

The Unofficial Official "Achievement" List

General Achievements

• One Star Player: Beat the game
  • Congratulations! Now go outside or something
• Two Star Player: Beat the game in less than 50 deaths
  • Hey, that's pretty good!
• Three Star Player: Beat the game in less than 10 deaths
  • Legendary.
• Daredevil: Beat every stage without taking damage
  • This should be a difficulty option but I didn't have time for that either
• That's Fast: Beat the game in less than 20 minutes
  • Time to submit your time to speedrun.com
• That's Really Fast: Beat the game in less than 10 minutes
  • Showoff.

Secret Achievements

• Tutorial Secret: Find hmm #1
  • Hey that was rude
• Crate Secret: Find hmm #2
  • Dude 1f1 why did you put two lasers there
• Autoscroller Secret: Find hmm #3
  • I guess I'll go push that butto-
• Space Secret: Find hmm #4
  • As seen in the Capsule Guy trailer, to Hydro's bewilderment

Level-Specific Achievements

• Nice Going, Einstein: In First Danger, die in the first spike pit
  • You're really good at this game
• Partied Too Hard?: In Guarded Cave, die in the laser gun room
  • I'll lay siege to those enemies later
• Say Cheese I: In Ascent, beat the level without shooting buttons
  • I saw it from 1f1's twitter post way back when
• Mad Dash: In Junkyard, beat the level without hitting the red button or breaking more than 1 crate
  • Alternatively you can go push the button and watch the green guy change directions rapidly
• Pacifist Mode: In Nest, beat the level without hitting any enemies
  • Capsule Guy is Sans Undertale confirmed
• Precision I: In Excavation, beat the level without breaking more than 15 crates
  • 50% skill, 50% figuring out how to count to 15
• Missed Your Ride: In The Tower, die in the pit below the stage
  • Wait no come back
• RIP Escort: In Airstrike, kill the first enemy by crushing them
  • Strangely cathartic, actually
• Say Cheese II: In Mobile Cage, beat the level without shooting targets
  • OK that was too easy
• OK You Do You I Guess: In Pressing Problems, watch the red spike block very carefully
  • Legend has it that it's still there to this day
• Target Smash: In Rainbow Bridge, beat the level with every target in the on state
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z3tMk6rBDk
• Precision II: In Crumbling Path, beat the level without breaking any crates
  • 50% skill, 50% this is actually impossible
• Ornithologist: In Really Crumbling Path, beat the level without hitting any birds
  • They really deserved to die but eh
• Yo The End Was Literally Right There: In The Final Stretch, die after the sawblades stop moving
  • Ah F, I can't believe you've done this

Miscellaneous Achievements

• Persistence: Beat a level after dying to it at least 50 times in a row
  • More dedicated than me
• Vengeance: Kill 3 jumping enemies in the same laser shot
  • Good riddance.
• I Believe I Can Fly: Shoot 6 times in a row without touching ground or dying
  • I believe I can touch the sky

Big thanks to Henzoid for helping with some basic testing and name brainstorming